I love love LOVE “Snog, Marry or Avoid” on BBC3.  I mean, what’s better than judging people who look ridiculous?  Well, it came as no surprise that Chloe “Mafia”, the alleged escort who was kicked off X Factor over the weekend, featured in the third season.

Check it out:

A conservative lass.  I am a little upset though, becuase she’s put me right off wearing cat ears during the day, and God knows I love doing that.  I’m also going to have to put away my Burberry string top.  DAMMIT.