At this point, you are aware of what Charlie Sheen is up to.  Basically – being bonkers.

That’s just one of several completely mental interviews he has given over the past week, so it’s hard to get a handle on all the magnificent things he has said.  Ranging from “I’m sorry, man, I got magic, and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips.”, to “I’m tired of pretending like I’m not special. I’m tired of pretending like I’m not bitchin’, a total frickin’ rock star from Mars.”; they are special special jewels.  Thank God some genius has created www.livethesheendream.com, a quote generator for the Sheen.  Amazing.  What I really don’t understand in this situation is these two women:

WHAT?!?