I can’t decide if it’s clever or try-hard but it’s worth a watch either way.



I don’t know why (well, it probably has something to do with Mean Girls), but I really want Lindsay Lohan to turn it around.

I’m sure she’s really delighted that Charlie Sheen is in her corner.

Wonderful.  Via someecards.com but originally seen here.

So what have we learned? 

1.)  Usher goes to Charlie’s.  (Of course he does.)

2.)  Gardai pull people over for autographs.  MORTO.

I kind of know what she means.

I don’t often comment here on strange celebrity couplings (which is strange given my penchant for gossip, be it A-list or Z-list), but I simply could not let this go by without a big giant “ZUH?!?”.

According to Page Six, Judah Friedlander from 30 Rock, hooked up (in the American way, like he knows her in the biblical sense) with Susan Sarandon last month when she was filming a guest spot on the show.  Neither of them have denied it, which makes it all the more credible. 

All together now…ZUUUH?!?!?!

There were some puppies on Come Dine With Me a minute ago and as a result I google imaged puppies.  Here are some of my favourites.

At this point, you are aware of what Charlie Sheen is up to.  Basically – being bonkers.

That’s just one of several completely mental interviews he has given over the past week, so it’s hard to get a handle on all the magnificent things he has said.  Ranging from “I’m sorry, man, I got magic, and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips.”, to “I’m tired of pretending like I’m not special. I’m tired of pretending like I’m not bitchin’, a total frickin’ rock star from Mars.”; they are special special jewels.  Thank God some genius has created www.livethesheendream.com, a quote generator for the Sheen.  Amazing.  What I really don’t understand in this situation is these two women:

WHAT?!?