I just received this e-mail:

Dear Ms McSharry,

I wish to complainn about the misleading remarks you made on your blog dated 31/5/2010. In a post related to Kelly Brook and a new Reebok product you say:

In other news, my boyfriend just said “I don’t really fancy Kelly Brook.”

This is inherently false and misleading. I do in fact fancy Kelly Brook. You could say I fancy the arse off her. When she speaks and seems stupid this does diminish, however I do still fancy her. A lot. As such the above statement is false and mis-representative of my opinion and stance.

I look forward to your response and to hearing what action you will be taking.

Yours sincerely,

Gordon
(your boyfriend)

So, I take it back.  I was CERTAIN he said it but obviously I got it wrong.  Boo.  Like this baby is indicating, thumbs down.

Oh and sorry.  I’m SOOOOOOO sorry.

Louise xoxo