My Birthday is Coming!

My birthday is on it’s way, only one month til I’m 21!  Hard to believe I’m not 20 anymore…wow.  I’m really ready for my 20s, hear they’re the best years of your life!  Right?  Yeah…ahem.

Anywho, I’m really posting this because I’m hoping that someone who is planning to buy me a token of their love to celebrate the anniversary of my birth might see.  Because I have found the PERFECT PRESENT.  Ready?  HERE IT IS!

That’s right folks, it’s a penis pillow!  And don’t worry, there’s something for the menfolk too.

Get ordering folks!

One comment

  1. Eoin · October 9, 2010

    Why does the song ‘Brimful of Asha’ spring to mind?
    Everyone needs a bosom for a pillow.

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