Remember the worst song ever? Well never in a million years did I think I’d find something that could compete with it on the shit scale, but then I came across “My Jeans” by Jenna Rose.
Where is all this shite coming from? Aside from being musically horrendous and lyrically irritating, as a whole the song is frightening. It is a materialistic brat’s anthem, reflecting an entire generation’s screwed up belief system. Newsflash doll, no one gives a shit about your jeans, and if I were your parents I’d have you wearing tracksuits from St. Bernard until you turned 18.