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This (and this is a big deal so brace yourself), may be the cutest dog video of all time.

Poor Denver.  Poor, poor Denver.  Who could resist those Party Treats?

There is no doubt that this was 100% the best part of Red Nose Day this year.  (Although Chris Moyles’ marathon radio show is a close second.)

Michelle Wibowo is responsible for this magnificent creation, which she made over 80 hours and with 10kgs of Marzipan for the Ideal Home Show’s Cake Decorator of the Year contest in London.  News that Kate cried upon seeing it is unconfirmed.  Ouchie.

This UCLA student has made headlines all over the world after posting this video on YouTube last week.  She’s really clever.

Wow.  How did she even get into college?  Alexandra Wallace has since apologized, saying “Clearly the original video posted by me was inappropriate.  I cannot explain what possessed me to approach the subject as I did [eh, racism?], and if I could undo it, I would.  I’d like to offer my apology to the entire UCLA campus.  For those who cannot find it within them to accept my apology, I understand.”  She understands?  That’s very kind of her.

Since the video was posted, she has received threats, which isn’t surprising.

I love me some Jersey Shore, and one of the main reasons I do is Snooki.  That pickle eating little meatball makes me laugh, and I actually think she seems pretty sound.  Now, I am not mad for wrestling, but when I heard she had gotten in the WWE ring I couldn’t resist taking a look.  Check it out for yourself here, highly amusing.

 

Remember the worst song ever?  Well never in a million years did I think I’d find something that could compete with it on the shit scale, but then I came across “My Jeans” by Jenna Rose.

Where is all this shite coming from?  Aside from being musically horrendous and lyrically irritating, as a whole the song is frightening.  It is a materialistic brat’s anthem, reflecting an entire generation’s screwed up belief system.    Newsflash doll, no one gives a shit about your jeans, and if I were your parents I’d have you wearing tracksuits from St. Bernard until you turned 18.

I think this may be the worst song I’ve ever heard.