I love love LOVE “Snog, Marry or Avoid” on BBC3.  I mean, what’s better than judging people who look ridiculous?  Well, it came as no surprise that Chloe “Mafia”, the alleged escort who was kicked off X Factor over the weekend, featured in the third season.

Check it out:

A conservative lass.  I am a little upset though, becuase she’s put me right off wearing cat ears during the day, and God knows I love doing that.  I’m also going to have to put away my Burberry string top.  DAMMIT.

…the good folks at http://www.tv-scout.com watch tv all day.  Everything, from the good to the bad and ugly.  They have compiled this video of some of the more incredibly titled television programmes.

The reason I’m ashamed of myself is that rather than being horrified at the titles, I found myself thinking “I remember that show.  That was a good one”, or “I wonder if I could watch that online.

My name is Louise McSharry, and I love crap TV.

My birthday is on it’s way, only one month til I’m 21!  Hard to believe I’m not 20 anymore…wow.  I’m really ready for my 20s, hear they’re the best years of your life!  Right?  Yeah…ahem.

Anywho, I’m really posting this because I’m hoping that someone who is planning to buy me a token of their love to celebrate the anniversary of my birth might see.  Because I have found the PERFECT PRESENT.  Ready?  HERE IT IS!

That’s right folks, it’s a penis pillow!  And don’t worry, there’s something for the menfolk too.

Get ordering folks!

There’s just something about a tongue that long that seems really really really wrong.

Word.  I’m going to be on the radio tonight for the first time in a couple of months.  Exciting!  AND I get to talk about music instead of farting and Britney!  (Much as I love farting and Britney this is a real privilege).  If you fancy tuning in, it’s State of Play from 7pm tonight on Phantom 105.2 (or http://www.phantom.ie if you’re outside Dublin).  Wish me luck!

I love Dublin.  I know that seems obvious because it’s my hometown, but I’m really appreciating it these days after having been away for so long.  Getting to know it again, and all the new places that popped up during my absence, is a lot of fun.

As a massive fan of Dublin, I love this new ad for the National Lottery.  Check out my town!

One of the geniuses over at jezebel.com put together this compilation of the many faces of Johnny Depp.  He has played an amazing rage of characters, and as was said at Jezebel, managed to look hot in most of them.