I can see it now…Brian McFadden is in the studio listening to his nearly completed single. “It’s missing something…”, he muses.
“What could it possibly be missing?!?”, exclaims his producer, “I mean, it’s got everything! Banjos, bad language, slightly dodgy euro-dance background, reference to dubious sexual behaviour…what more could you want?”
“I know,” says McFadden, stroking his carefully crafter stubble, “I just think it needs…A RAP!”
“INSPIRED! “, roars the producer, thinking this could finally be his ticket out of this po-dunk town…