Mick Wallace: What a hero!

Mick Wallace decided a few weeks ago that he just had to run for election.  The gap between real people and the government had grown too wide, and it was up to him to make a change.

Well thank God for that.  He was easily elected in Wexford, and now is looking forward to working with other independents in the Dáil.

But what of the dress code?  Usually members of Dáil Éireann wear suits!  Well according to Mick:  “It’s ludicrous; so long as a fella washes himself and is clean, he should be welcome.”

Dead right Mick.  Don’t change that look for anyone.

Really Brian McFadden?

I can see it now…Brian McFadden is in the studio listening to his nearly completed single.  “It’s missing something…”, he muses.

“What could it possibly be missing?!?”, exclaims his producer, “I mean, it’s got everything!  Banjos, bad language, slightly dodgy euro-dance background, reference to dubious sexual behaviour…what more could you want?”

“I know,” says McFadden, stroking his carefully crafter stubble, “I just think it needs…A RAP!”

“INSPIRED! “, roars the producer, thinking this could finally be his ticket out of this po-dunk town…

John Galliano

You may have heard at this stage that John Galliano was suspended from Dior last week after he was arrested for making anti-semitic comments in the Marais district of Paris.  He was said to be having a few drinks during his final preparations for Fashion Week, when he decided to throw a few insults at some of the people in the bar.  The Marais district is known to be the Jewish district of Paris, so apparently he saw fit to make those insults anti-semitic.  SMART!  Last week,  his lawyer denied that such remarks were made saying, “There was an argument. Mr. Galliano was verbally attacked but at no time did he use… insults of a racist or anti-Semitic character. We have witnesses to back up his version of events.”

Pretty sure said lawyer will be smacking his head against his desk when he sees the video that the Sun got their hands on.  Whoopsy!